Why why why would anyone want to be where I come from?

Today I had work ALL day long. Tom got a haircut and Jacob asked if it was because he lost a bet. This was ironic, because Jacob also got a haircut. Also, the guy with the baby came in, but today he was alone. I avoided him as best as I could, but the store is pretty small. I wish we sold books so I wouldn't have to read US Weekly or Star Magazine. Unsurprisingly, I spent a significant portion of my day sketching the circus tent I want to paint. I made plans for next weekend with Dominic, and Valerie sent me pornographic text messages. I have unreasonable anxiety that the tent will turn out looking like a cage with lights on. Right now I'm gonna go meet Danielle at her grandparent's bar in Whittier. I haven't seen them for at least a decade.